BlackBerry

Finally the BleachBit BlackBerry(tm) Edition is available to non-governmental customers!

• This 20-ounce, "drastic cyber-measure" pulverizes even the most confidential emails so that "even God can't read them."
• The grip is specially designed not retain fingerprints.
• Unlike software-based approaches that can take hours, now you can eliminate evidence yoga emails in seconds.
• The ambidextrous handle accommodates both right-handed and sinister individuals.
• Reusable on multiple BlackBerry devices.
• Guaranteed not to prove intent, or you get a full refund when you are released from prison.

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