Finally the BleachBit BlackBerry(tm) Edition is available to non-governmental customers!

  • This 20-ounce, "drastic cyber-measure" pulverizes even the most confidential emails so that "even God can't read them."
  • The grip is specially designed not retain fingerprints.
  • Unlike software-based approaches that can take hours, now you can eliminate evidence yoga emails in seconds.
  • The ambidextrous handle accommodates both right-handed and sinister individuals.
  • Reusable on multiple BlackBerry devices.
  • Guaranteed not to prove intent, or you get a full refund when you are released from prison.

Customers who bought this also bought the Cloth or Something™.


bigchinamike's picture

I would like to view your other products to purchase other than solely having to rely on links from reddit.